Friday, August 27, 2010

The Left 4 Dead 2 community is retarded.

Last week Valve gave the Left 4 Dead 2 community the chance to vote on this week’s mutation.  These were the choices:
  • Gib Fest: M60s with unlimited Ammo. Basically a chainsaw with bullets.
  • Versus Survival: Survival mode meets Versus.  Outlast the opponent team while making sure they die faster.
  • Chainsaw Massacre: You, a chainsaw, and infinite zombies.  You do the math.
  • Last Gnome on Earth: Bring the Garden Gnome with you through the level to win.
  • Four Swordsmen of the Apocalypse: You and your friends must fight off waves of special infected armed with nothing but swords.
  • Bleed Out: No idea, but I think you lose health over time faster or something.
Anyways, the best mutation is Gib Fest.  I mean, who wouldn’t want to mow down hordes of zombies with a Light Machine Gun?  But, in a startling turn of events, the Xbox360 community chose Chainsaw Massacre with 26% of the vote, with Gib Fest trailing at 21%.  What were these people thinking? “Oh look chainsaws lol lets cut all the zombies”.  One problem there buddy, chainsaws don’t work when a Tank comes and throws rocks and cars at you, now does it?  And it doesn’t help that a Tank is 100% sure to appear in each level in this Mutation.  So, since only 21% of the community voted for the only sensible mutation, I decree that the Left 4 Dead 2 community is retarded.  Either that or little kids who shouldn’t be playing in the first place.


  1. Nice rant. I voted for the Gib Fest if it makes you feel any better.